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The Show in Which Hopefully Nothing Happens at the Unicorn Theatre - Hilarious Theatre this Easter, 20% off

The Unicorn Theatre, Southwark

Fantastic Family Theatre Treat!

Sat 6 - Sat 20 April 2019

Suitable for 6-10 years

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Created in the Netherlands, this carefully crafted, masterpiece of hope, humour and failure has been adored by critics and children across Europe, the US and Canada for the last 12 years.

Welcome to the most boring show in history: an actor who never gets to perform and a security guard who just hopes nothing will occur. 

  • ★★★★ ‘Confusing and above all hilarious’ Theaterkrant
  • In a world where increasingly nothing seems to make sense, take a seat and realise you are not alone
  • A carefully crafted, absurdist masterpiece for families 
  • A hilarious family theatre treat this Easter 
Dates and Prices


  • Saturday 6 April - 11am
  • Tuesday 9 April - 10.30am
  • Wednesday 10 April - 1pm
  • Thursday 11 April - 2.30pm
  • Saturday 13 April - 11am
  • Tuesday 16 April - 11am
  • Wednesday 17 April - 11am
  • Thursday 18 April - 2.30pm
  • Saturday 20 April - 11am

Price Information: 

  • £8 for Band A - Child Tickets, 20% off
  • £12.80 for Band A - Adult Tickets, 20% off
Need to Know
  • Recommended for ages 6-10
  • Duration: Approx 1hr
  • Only valid for the performance for which you have purchased.
  • Separate adult and child tickets are required.
  • Tickets are allocated by the box office and not by LittleBird
  • All tickets purchased together under the same name will be sat together
  • Please note we cannot guarantee the specific seating allocation but seating will be allocated by best available at time of purchase. 
  • If you require more information about access facilities please contact the Unicorn Theatre Box Office on 020 7645 0560 or email boxoffice@unicorntheatre.com.
  • No refunds or exchanges available after the performance has occurred. 
How to Redeem
  • Please print out your e-Ticket and present it at the Box Office 30 mins prior to the performance.
  • You will receive your e-Ticket via email once you have purchased. 
Plan your Visit

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Address and Contact Info

The Unicorn Theatre

020 7645 0560
Nearest Station: London Bridge
Nearest Park: Potters Fields Park
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