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Horrible Histories Live on Board Terrible Thames this Summer!

Climb aboard and prepare to hear the horrible history of the most famous river in the world!

From June 24th - Oct 29th 2023

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Horrible Histories proudly presents its wicked river tour – Terrible Thames! So climb aboard and prepare to hear the horrible history of the most famous river in the world!

Take a dive into the lives (and deaths!) of Britain’s most notorious characters, in the history of the Thames with the nasty bits left in!

  • There are incredible stories, glorious views, exciting sea shanties and even the chance to sing yourself.
  • Whether you love Horrible Histories or just want a sightseeing tour of the Thames, this is the trip for you and your family!
  • Setting sail throughout the summer!


Reviews:

A delightful boat tour for all ages – both educational and hilarious. If you're looking for a unique theatrical experience, I highly recommend Terrible Thames!” Broadway World

***** “Smart, witty and enthralling, Terrible Thames is totally terrific family entertainment!” LondonTheatre1

**** ‘“It creates a joyous ride that has everybody floating with happiness!” All that Dazzles


LittleBird Top Tip

Make it a double Horrible Histories day and book for their stage show Terrible Tudors this Summer!

Dates and Prices

Dates:

  • From June 24th - Oct 29th 2023

Prices: 

  • Adult (15+): £25
  • Child (3-15): £15
  • Senior (65+) £20
  • Family ticket: £60
  • Under 3's: Free.

Need to Know
  • Duration 40-45 minutes. 
  • Age recommendation: 5-105!
  • Boards at Tower Bridge Quay (next to Tower Bridge), London
  • There is  limited embark and disembark period for each Terrible Thames cruise. You should arrive in good time in order to board the vessel promptly at the time on your ticket. 
  • You are allowed to bring on your own food and drink as there is currently no options for food and drink. But this will may well be coming so watch this space! 
  • The top deck will always be open to customers to enjoy the sights of London.
  • In the event of rain the performers will carry out the performance on the lower interior deck.
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